Sunday, October 7, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Sri Lanka dislodges South Africa from No.1 position in the CHOKER'S LIST

With their recent defeat in the World T20 final to the West Indies, the SriLankans are now officially the World No. 1 in the ICC Choker's List. The confirmation came after the enormity of defeats of both the teams were run through some real tough mathematical formulas and it was found beyond any shred of doubt that SriLanka has edged past the Proteas by a solitary point. As expected, the SriLankan team was too distraught with their latest defeat to comment on this piece of news but Gary Kirsten's SA team has welcomed this development. A national day of rejoice has been declared in South Africa.

On a different note, South Korean pop star PSY has demanded an apology from both the ICC and the West Indies Cricket Board for their flagrant use of his hit single Gangnam Style in reviving the fortunes of the West Indies team. It is an open secret now that this song was the mojo that drove the WI team to an astounding victory in the recently concluded tournament. The ICC has offered PSY an open pass to all its future events and the WICB has announced that it will officially acknowledge PSY's contribution in a formal press release.

The real coup has been pulled by BCCI, who have managed to secure the pop star's services for the IPL events. When PSY was offered the job by a BCCI top negotiator, the incredulous PSY asked - "But you haven't won the tournament? Why should I sing for you?" to which the BCCI mandarin answered - "We got the money!!!"


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